Mature English post-graduate (Plymouth University), whose work has been sporadic recently. Has a varying skill set that ranges from rounding up free-ranging children (Teaching Assistant) or being a brain-dead battery hen (Factory Worker) and recently morphing into Retail Assistant With A Rictus Grin. Cannot work for the usual vices like doughnuts, planks of chocolate or bottles of wine anymore, as body has threatened to implode, so cash is not only preferable but mandatory (unless you bake me a dairy-free chocolate-absent cake. Then I will barter). Has changed from harvesting educational click-bait and will now post bad, sometimes unfunny cartoons because hysteria-driven laughter is better than not laughing at all, right? Still posts far more music than is healthy for one's psyche, but taste can range from cool to downright cringe-worthy.
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop" - Confucius.
This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. It's that easy, and that hard" - Neil Gaiman.
" Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom" - Terry Pratchett.