Mature English post-graduate (Plymouth University), not particularly lovable, but is paper-trained.. Still in retail and/or factory work, but has lost rictus grin and am officially dead inside. Used to write for the love of it, now will only scribble for cold, hard cash. Nor do I post educational click-bait anymore, as brain died alongside sense of humour.
"Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball." Freddie Mercury.