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Retail Assistant With A Rictus Grin
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Winter 2019
Mature English post-graduate (Plymouth University), whose work has been sporadic recently. Has a varying skill set that ranges from rounding up free-ranging children (Teaching Assistant) or being a brain-dead battery hen (Factory Worker) and recently morphing into Retail Assistant With A Rictus Grin and back again. Cannot work for the usual vices like doughnuts, planks of chocolate or bottles of wine anymore, as body has threatened to implode, so cash is not only preferable but mandatory (unless you bake me a dairy-free chocolate-absent cake. Then will trade). Has changed from harvesting educational click-bait and will now post bad, sometimes unfunny cartoons because hysteria-driven laughter is better than not laughing at all, right? Still posts far more music than is healthy for one's psyche, but taste can range from cool to downright cringe-worthy.
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop" - Confucius.
This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. It's that easy, and that hard" - Neil Gaiman.
" Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom" - Terry Pratchett.
USEFUL LINKS:
Ace poetry archive -------------------> http://www.poetryarchive.org/
Multi Intelligences test --------------> http://www.businessballs.com/howardgardnermultipleintelligences.htm
Free eBooks 1 --------------------------> http://www.gutenberg.org/
Free eBooks 2 -------------------------> http://www.iheartintelligence.com/2014/08/31/free-books-100-legal-sites-download-literature/
Icons ---------------------------------------> http://icons.livejournal.com/
Mouse Party ----------------------------> http://learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/addiction/mouse/
Radio Birdsong --------------------------> http://www.ukdigitalradio.com/images/birds2.swf
Royalty-free music--------------------> http://www.audiomicro.com/royalty-free-music
Word Cloud -----------------------------> http://www.wordle.net/
Lo Fi Radio 1 ----------------------------> ChilledCow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw3UYy02lSI
Lo Fi Radio 2----------------------------> Chillhop - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsBrT6vbQa8
ICON CREDITS
theidolhands
phchiu
ladyemmichan
forbiddenroads
sanya4
wild_plums
iconriot
puka_pudge
strawberrys
playgirl
infanta_teribla
meganbmoore
pink_shamrock
mystereos
icons_by_mea
meathiel
X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
Mature English post-graduate (Plymouth University), whose work has been sporadic recently. Has a varying skill set that ranges from rounding up free-ranging children (Teaching Assistant) or being a brain-dead battery hen (Factory Worker) and recently morphing into Retail Assistant With A Rictus Grin and back again. Cannot work for the usual vices like doughnuts, planks of chocolate or bottles of wine anymore, as body has threatened to implode, so cash is not only preferable but mandatory (unless you bake me a dairy-free chocolate-absent cake. Then will trade). Has changed from harvesting educational click-bait and will now post bad, sometimes unfunny cartoons because hysteria-driven laughter is better than not laughing at all, right? Still posts far more music than is healthy for one's psyche, but taste can range from cool to downright cringe-worthy.
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop" - Confucius.
This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. It's that easy, and that hard" - Neil Gaiman.
" Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom" - Terry Pratchett.
USEFUL LINKS:
Ace poetry archive -------------------> http://www.poetryarchive.org/
Multi Intelligences test --------------> http://www.businessballs.com/howardgardnermultipleintelligences.htm
Free eBooks 1 --------------------------> http://www.gutenberg.org/
Free eBooks 2 -------------------------> http://www.iheartintelligence.com/2014/08/31/free-books-100-legal-sites-download-literature/
Icons ---------------------------------------> http://icons.livejournal.com/
Mouse Party ----------------------------> http://learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/addiction/mouse/
Radio Birdsong --------------------------> http://www.ukdigitalradio.com/images/birds2.swf
Royalty-free music--------------------> http://www.audiomicro.com/royalty-free-music
Word Cloud -----------------------------> http://www.wordle.net/
Lo Fi Radio 1 ----------------------------> ChilledCow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw3UYy02lSI
Lo Fi Radio 2----------------------------> Chillhop - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsBrT6vbQa8
ICON CREDITS
phchiuladyemmichanforbiddenroadssanya4wild_plumsiconriotpuka_pudgestrawberrysplaygirlinfanta_teriblameganbmoorepink_shamrockmystereosicons_by_meameathielX-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
1984, addams family, aldous huxley, angela carter, art, beth ditto, bjork, cats, charles dickins, cocteau twins, cubism, dada, dave gahan, depeche mode, drawing, dystopia, enigma, fairy tales, george orwell, goldfrapp, gothic, gothic literature, haiku, indie music, jean michel jarre, literature, margaret attwood, mediaeval era, patrick mcgoohan, philosophy, polymer clay, pop art, psychology, puppeteering, puppets, reading, royksopp, stained glass, surrealism, tankas, the gossip, the kills, the prisoner, turner prize, utopia, victorian era, white stripes, william shakespeare, writing
