'THE USER PROFILE SERVICE SERVICE FAILED THE LOGON. USER PROFILE CANNOT BE LOADED'
Any technical-minded people out there who can give me some advice? Doing what I can by mobile, which is bloody inconvenient >:-(
Thankfully, we have restored the settings - am perturbed that the damn thing has developed new glitches i.e. instead of 'I will refuse to reboot until you reattach the fiddly wire in the back A-GAIN,' it has now moved on to 'I'm gonna hide all of your files - ha!'