September 3rd, 2019

More Re-Tale Nightmares

Strong dog tied to a light A-frame advert board, while owner in the shop. Crash followed by dragging sound, heralds the fact the dog has pulled the sign on top of itself and is trying to escape. I alert the man to the dog's problem, while another customer arights the sign. Dog is unhurt but is so pleased to see ME for some reason, jumps up, thus yanking ad board over again and starts humping my leg - with board still attached.

You couldn't make it up.