I just love this - very much my humour.
Today will be a disturbed day as Hubby needs to work in my office for an hour or so. So I had better get going :-/
3,816 - I think I am about 70% done, then I have to do another draft (copy paste) then substantially rewrite and edit, especially when the cap is 3,300. My draft is peppered with 'notes-to-self' i.e. revise/rewrite/expand etc and various directions to 'sort out this mess 1/2/3. Still, think I am on the right track. Nighty night :-)