July 21st, 2015

Answer for question 4462.

Do you give pets or animals silly nicknames? What's the funniest or most embarrassing nickname you've given an animal?
I don't give my regular cats bizarre names (our residant fluff ball is called Dylan), but I do nickname the random cats who turn up and try to feed at our house. This is the roll call.

Timeshare - grey half-grown skinny cat who apparently lives everywhere BUT where he/she ACTUALLY lives. Keeps shedding her collar and bleating for food.

Fight Club - ginger tabby, keeps a respectful distance. Timeshare and Dylan dislike him intensely. Tries to ignore me and blend with the garden thinking that I can't see him.

Charm School - same owner as Timeshare (I think). Slinks around, but does it politely.