Prodigal 2 has had a culture shock - he is used to being from a seaside town, but not quite as quiet as this. Messages from South Western Exposure.
Your brother has asked whether you want football and name it Wilson.
I would really like his laptop...
Power cable is crap.
I can make do. They don't have internet here.
Or phone signal.
Or any technology at all.
Maybe you should change your name to Joel Fleischman.
Mate - it is the nearest thing to a desert island - go mingle.