So, what absolute potato voted Tory?
Goodbye NHS and hello cutthroat taxes to the little guy. It has been suggested that when he next comes to our sunny parish (which he does quite often), that we should train gulls to dump on him - or whip his pasty. In regards to the latter, I can imagine Cameron waving his fist and yelling "Come back, you bastard - I've just bloody taxed that!!!"
This has a horrible sense of Dave-ja-vue - I have just woken up and it's the bloody eighties! Didn't like that decade the first time round - it's gonna fricken' suck this time!
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