Bonus - If You Could Ask Your Pet 3 Questions, What Would They Be?
1) Who is feeding you food on the sly that is making you fart so bad, you clear a room?
2) Do you hurt anywhere?
3) Is there anything you want to tell me?
Bonus - please do bring any more rodents in the house - thank you.
(the above photo is a joke - Bingley deeply resents books/papers/ magazines and will do anything to kill them. Oh and Kindles).