There are 900 people on camp tomorrow. Meanwhile, my evening is spent trying to glue magnets back onto the back of novelty fridge magnets. The novelty gift items are hideous; the ice creams have seen better days and the teddies are an ugly, washed out orange and quite frankly a little scary. It is also raining, so what will people do, if they can't go to the beach or mooch in the town? Hi folks - it's your not-so-friendly shopkeeper.