My car, Sheppy and I had an accident, thanks to a garden spider that dangled from the roof of my car, an inch in front of my nose. A split second batting it away caused a glancing blow to an Audi TT, causing it to be seriously damaged and for mine to be written off. My wheels are pointing in different directions, quoted as having £1,200 worth of damage to a car worth £400. Three guys managed to bunny hop it 4 ft to the left, to get it out of the traffic. Watched uncomfortably as the front left side passenger wheel bucked and died under the pressure of being winched onto the tow truck.
Aforementioned spider was found lodged in my scarf, so I put it on a wall, only to find more in my hair. Think Mama must have crawled in and had babies, to my cost. Money spiders - my fat, car-less ass!