Senior Peer Lord Sewel was doing nothing more seedy than enjoying his birthday present, according to friends today.
Lord Sewel’s family had given the Peer a voucher for his birthday which entitled him to live like a rock star for the day.
“It was a wonderful surprise” said Sewel, “usually they just get me a pair of socks and some scotch, so the opportunity to final snort some blow from a hooker’s tits was a lovely change.”
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