Do you give pets or animals silly nicknames? What's the funniest or most embarrassing nickname you've given an animal?
Timeshare - grey half-grown skinny cat who apparently lives everywhere BUT where he/she ACTUALLY lives. Keeps shedding her collar and bleating for food.
Fight Club - ginger tabby, keeps a respectful distance. Timeshare and Dylan dislike him intensely. Tries to ignore me and blend with the garden thinking that I can't see him.
Charm School - same owner as Timeshare (I think). Slinks around, but does it politely.