Oh deary me, well UKIP took crucial voted from the key parties, but the electorate (who let's face it, were clearly brain-dead) still voted Tory in anycase. Farage couldn't drum up enough bigoted wrath to secure a seat and will now leave that to the Conservatives. Comedian Al Murray's face was just hilarious and looks freakishly like my eldest son - probably got as many votes as he did too.
Farage has stood down, but has an interest in being re-elected in September 2015. There is no comment from UKIP HQ, but have issued a re-release of an old eighties song to show their intentions.